The Gurkha and the Lord of Tuesday

The Gurkha and the Lord of Tuesday

"Saad Z. Hossain continues to blow through the flimsy walls of genre like a whirlwind with The Gurkha and the Lord of Tuesday, sweeping science-fiction, fantasy, myth, and satire into the wildly imaginative vortex of his ever-expanding fictional universe of alternate djinn-history and futures. Hossain's wit and wry compassion create a vision of humanity's hurtling path through tim...

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Title:The Gurkha and the Lord of Tuesday
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  • Jenia

    In the heart of the Himalayas, Melek Ahmar, the Lord of Mars, the Red King, the Lord of of Tuesday, Most August Rajah of Djinn, awakens after millennia of slumber. He finds that everyone's forgotten about him. Humans have their own problems: climate change has ravaged Earth and humans can't survive without nanobots scrubbing the air clean enough to breathe. Most therefore live in giant c

    In the heart of the Himalayas, Melek Ahmar, the Lord of Mars, the Red King, the Lord of of Tuesday, Most August Rajah of Djinn, awakens after millennia of slumber. He finds that everyone's forgotten about him. Humans have their own problems: climate change has ravaged Earth and humans can't survive without nanobots scrubbing the air clean enough to breathe. Most therefore live in giant cities, the closest of which is Kathmandu Incorporated, governed by the god-like AI Karma. Of course, now that Melek Ahmar is awake, he has no interest in staying a forgotten king with no subjects. With the prodding of an old soldier who has his own grudge against Kathmandu, Melek Ahmar decides to conquer the city.

    This is my second book by Saad Z. Hossain — the first being

    — and honestly, hot

    .

    deserved its exclamation mark, and I'd add an honorary exclamation mark to

    too. This novella is a very wild, very fun ride.

    The setting is great. I always really enjoy cyberpunk mixed with traditional magic, and it's especially fun to see this mixture not in the usual suspects (New York, Tokyo) but in Nepal. The city Kathmandu itself is something like a paradise within a climate change-ravaged hell. Money has been abolished; everyone has basic food, shelter, and entertainment. Even in paradise, some people do have more though: people receive "Karma points" by contributing to society and can spend them on luxuries or favours from Karma. And of course even in paradise, not everyone is content and not everyone believes that being governed by an AI is best. By the end, I still couldn't make up my mind as to whether Kathmandu is "worth it".

    The characters are all fun to follow, though Melek Ahmar was by far my favourite. He's all-powerful, arrogant, and grandiloquent. And aside from conquering the city, what he really wants is a really good party. (For an ancient all-powerful djinn, he's very relatable.) His irritated ruminations on humanity also never failed to make me laugh, e.g.

    Acting as his foil is the other half of the book's title, the

    soldier Bhan Gurung. Well, he is sort of the foil, being a lot calmer and strategically-minded. But his perpetual smile and attachment to his knife alarms even the Lord of Tuesday. In fact, all the characters are a

    nuts, in all the best ways.

    This cross between depressing setting and outrageous characters keeps the book's tone light. Some of the themes raised — the dullness of a paradise where all your needs are met; justice and exploitation in a money-less, "(good) deeds"-based society; the morality of AI-government in general — will definitely bounce around my head a while. But the book itself is just plain funny. I mean, it's about an all-powerful djinn who doesn't think the party's really started if there's no goat sacrifices, hanging out with a perpetually smiling old man with "murder hole eyes", trying to ferment revolution in a city where people quite like how things are, thanks. It's all pretty absurd, in the best way.

    comes out on August 13th, 2019 and I can't wait for everyone else to check it out. In the meantime, I'm definitely going to explore more of Hassain's older work, and hope that this stand-alone novella spawns some sequels.

  • Lukasz

    Perfection.

    Imagine an arrogant djinn waking up in a brand new world run by an artificial intelligence system called Karma. 

    wants a city to rule, good parties, plenty of booze and great companions to drink, fight and carouse with. Accompanied by a Gurkha named Bhan Gurung who lives off the grid, he plans to conquer Kathmandu. At least he says so, but his actions suggest parties and heavy drinking appeal to himKarma. Melek

    Perfection.

    Imagine an arrogant djinn waking up in a brand new world run by an artificial intelligence system called Karma. 

    wants a city to rule, good parties, plenty of booze and great companions to drink, fight and carouse with. Accompanied by a Gurkha named Bhan Gurung who lives off the grid, he plans to conquer Kathmandu. At least he says so, but his actions suggest parties and heavy drinking appeal to him more than ruling. 

    I like good satires, the ones that don’t try desperately to be funny but make you laugh anyway. Saad Z. Hossain delivered a compact and entertaining blend of sci-fi, thriller, comedy, and heist. He even has a cheeky teenage djinn-girl who sells weed for karma points. And it works. Moments of sheer joy mix with clever twists that reveal dark secrets of seemingly perfect Kathmandu of the future. At this point, human characters hijack the story,

    I loved it. It’s probably my favorite

    published by Tor in recent years.

  • bookish

    What a delightful novel - that’s only 165 pages! Hossain creates a very intriguing post-apocalyptic future in The Gurkha with governing AI systems and body implements, characters with secret agendas and grudges, and a very arrogant Djinn who really just wants to make a little trouble in what seems like paradise in Kathmandu. The tone of The Gurkha took a little getting used to, but once I caught on (which doesn’t take long) this book was hilarious. I can’t remember the last time I ended a book w

    What a delightful novel - that’s only 165 pages! Hossain creates a very intriguing post-apocalyptic future in The Gurkha with governing AI systems and body implements, characters with secret agendas and grudges, and a very arrogant Djinn who really just wants to make a little trouble in what seems like paradise in Kathmandu. The tone of The Gurkha took a little getting used to, but once I caught on (which doesn’t take long) this book was hilarious. I can’t remember the last time I ended a book with a smile, but I certainly did here.

    Highly recommended if you’re in the mood for a short but thoroughly satisfying story that tickles your imagination and makes you chuckle on crowded trains. Also, did I mention there’s even thrilling action? This book has everything.

  • Yasser Ahmed

    Melek Khamar, the Lord of Tuesday, has been asleep for ~3000 years and wakes up to a world where humans have salted the earth (or more accurately, the air) and require nanotech implants to survive. It doesn’t take too long for Melek Khamar (note he always refers to himself using his full name, the first indications of his self-importance) to begin his plans to take over again – because why not? That’s what he does. This might be shallow reasoning elsewhere but the entire novella is so self-aware

    Melek Khamar, the Lord of Tuesday, has been asleep for ~3000 years and wakes up to a world where humans have salted the earth (or more accurately, the air) and require nanotech implants to survive. It doesn’t take too long for Melek Khamar (note he always refers to himself using his full name, the first indications of his self-importance) to begin his plans to take over again – because why not? That’s what he does. This might be shallow reasoning elsewhere but the entire novella is so self-aware, the read and author are acutely aware that it’s the childish plan of a magnanimous ruler.

    The Lord of Tuesday (a very prestigious title we’re told, there’s only seven days after all) receives help from the mysterious very disturbing outcast Bhan Gurung who likes nothing more than a good genocidal night out and a bag of pistachios. Together they try to take over Kathmandu which has become one of the most advanced cities worldwide. I really like that the story is set here rather than the traditional settings of London/Tokyo etc. It makes sense that a djinn would wake up in Southeast Asia. Too often an author will try to force the location to be their hometown (understandably so); it’s very cool to see a city be used more organically.

    Kathmandu is ruled by an AI called Karma which freely provides basic needs (food, water, shelter etc) to everyone. Money has been abolished, replaced with a karma system – good deeds build up one’s karma count, letting them use it as a currency. It’s an interesting depiction of a utopian post-capitalist society while deconstructing why the concept didn’t work as perfectly as its designers intended. A serious critique of this situation a la

    would be fascinating but it’s a mistake to think this book is that. Extremely tongue-in-cheek, The Gurkha and the Lord of Tuesday mocks the vain, hyper-masculine warrior god trope in a gonzo, crackpot, lightning fast story. It parodies and exaggerates sword-and-sorcery heroes, but does so affectionately.

    With characters like Gurung, who keeps pushing towards the goal of conquering the city by playing on an immortal, all-powerful djinn’s insecurities pride, and ReGi, the teenage djinn who grants wishes (read: sells weed) and listens to classic kpop, the book is impossible to take seriously.

    It’s absurd, hectic, and hilarious while prodding the redaer along with just some light commentary on the dangers of utopian society and AI-controlled decision making. Immediately after finishing the book,

    jumped straight to the top of my TBR – and perhaps that’s the simplest and most effective endorsement of the book I can give.

  • laurel [suspected bibliophile]

    When the djinn king Melek Ahmar wakes up after millennia of imprisoned slumber, he discovers a world that is completely foreign. Melek Ahmar is joined by mountain man Bhan Gurung, an old Gurkha soldier who has shrugged off technology and the city. Humanity lives in the city of Kathmandu, where everyone is equal and everything is run by Karma, the all-knowing, all-seeing autocratic AI without a conscience, who crunches everything by numbers. But despite all of their advancements, humanity is stil

    When the djinn king Melek Ahmar wakes up after millennia of imprisoned slumber, he discovers a world that is completely foreign. Melek Ahmar is joined by mountain man Bhan Gurung, an old Gurkha soldier who has shrugged off technology and the city. Humanity lives in the city of Kathmandu, where everyone is equal and everything is run by Karma, the all-knowing, all-seeing autocratic AI without a conscience, who crunches everything by numbers. But despite all of their advancements, humanity is still the same, and there is something rotten in the city...

    Holy fucking shit this was hilarious and intense and scary all at the same time.

    Little bit mystery, lotta bit dystopia, with the world run by nanotech and algorithms (ooooooh, the fallacy of algorithms) and Karma, who assigns every thing and every act a point. This combines the brilliance and delight of technological advancement with the horrorshow of humanity, climate change and the failures (or gruesome successes?) of technology.

    I really enjoyed reading about this world of supposed equality (well, kinda, although as always there are people living in the stratosphere as the rich stay rich and the zeroes stay in the bottom), where old school magic returns with a vengeance. There's a lot of discussion of consequences and equality, and a lot of drinking and goat sacrifices and pistachio-shelling.

    Hamilcar Pande was a surprise favorite, a fake sheriff who nonetheless was the only person who ask what the fuck would make four generals cry during a court martial.

    This world was a delight, Melek Ahmar was seedy and terrifying and hilarious (and super powerful—there's a reason homeboy is

    —which makes twenty years of dripping water on his head all the more humorous), and I hope to see more of this world, and of the Gurkha and the djinn.

  • Mehrangez

    A furious race through a vividly imagined futuristic utopia. Or is it a dystopia?

    is a novella and so doesn't have the plotty heft of Saad Hossain's other, longer novels,

    and

    , but it does have his signature combination of cynicism, wisecracks, likeable yet wildly amoral characters, and a plot that hurtles to the finish. And some of the most badass female characters I have come across in the genre. So good. Highly recommended.

  • Peter Hollo

    What a delight. A mighty djinn wakes up after being trapped under ice to find himself in a far future Nepal. It's a nanotech-ravaged future and Kathmandu is one of the few cities to have survived, courtesy of a microclimate of good nanotech, and a benevolent(ish) non-sentient(?) AI called Karma, who oversees the post-capitalist utopia.

    But things are not quite as post- as all that, and humans still find ways to fuck things up, and in the end this clash of ancient magic and futuristic tech h

    What a delight. A mighty djinn wakes up after being trapped under ice to find himself in a far future Nepal. It's a nanotech-ravaged future and Kathmandu is one of the few cities to have survived, courtesy of a microclimate of good nanotech, and a benevolent(ish) non-sentient(?) AI called Karma, who oversees the post-capitalist utopia.

    But things are not quite as post- as all that, and humans still find ways to fuck things up, and in the end this clash of ancient magic and futuristic tech has a lot to say about the world as it is.

  • Nina 321

    A novella that is quite jolly but promises more than it keeps (at least for me). What I liked: the setting of Kathmandu, the collision of magic (djinn) with futuristic nanotechnology and surveillance AI (the djinn 'Melek Ahmar, quickly used to the magic of the age, was unimpressed'), the snarky tone. What didn't really quite come together for me: the characterisation, the dialogue (a tad *too* snarky so that it became knowing), the lack of emotional heart.

    There are two women characte

    A novella that is quite jolly but promises more than it keeps (at least for me). What I liked: the setting of Kathmandu, the collision of magic (djinn) with futuristic nanotechnology and surveillance AI (the djinn 'Melek Ahmar, quickly used to the magic of the age, was unimpressed'), the snarky tone. What didn't really quite come together for me: the characterisation, the dialogue (a tad *too* snarky so that it became knowing), the lack of emotional heart.

    There are two women characters in this book (and one AI gendered as 'she'). One of them is a kind of manic pixie dream girl; she is a snarky teenage Goth djinn. The stereotype wore thin after a while. The other is the badass warrior woman, familiar as token woman from countless action movies. Again, to me she seemed a male wish-fulfilling cardboard cut-out; I did not warm to her at all. The most vivid character is the old goatherd gurkha but he, too, is driven by a one-dimensional motivation.

    The premise is clever. The AI (named Karma) dispenses karmic points that function as currency. It raised the question: can there be an economy of moral good? 'Value is determined by what people want' (chapter 9), and what happens when the people want murder and mayhem? As the AI says: 'My job is not to assign value. I merely ensure a true fair market.' So there is an interesting exploration of free-market capitalism embedded in this story somewhere. (For a truly awesome exploration of the same topic, though, I suggest Ursula LeGuin's

    .)

    Format: Kindle. Good, clean formatting, and I spotted only two typos (Vasco de Gama; miniscule (my personal bugbear).

  • Barb in Maryland

    3.5 stars for this very entertaining novella set in a future Kathmandu.

    Lots of nice touches in the story. I especially liked that the all powerful (and completely amoral) AI that runs the city is named Karma. Our Lord of Tuesday is a djinn, one Melek Ahmar by name, who is just looking for a good time; our Gurkha, Bhan Gurung, is looking for revenge against one of the most powerful men in the city. When the two team up all sorts of

    things start happening.

    The book is a rau

    3.5 stars for this very entertaining novella set in a future Kathmandu.

    Lots of nice touches in the story. I especially liked that the all powerful (and completely amoral) AI that runs the city is named Karma. Our Lord of Tuesday is a djinn, one Melek Ahmar by name, who is just looking for a good time; our Gurkha, Bhan Gurung, is looking for revenge against one of the most powerful men in the city. When the two team up all sorts of

    things start happening.

    The book is a raucous romp, sometimes bordering on slap-stick, with a few on-point observations to add some weight to the proceedings. Good fun.

  • K.J. Charles

    Oh my GOD this was so much fun. A crazed mash-up of djinn, nanotech, and detective story full of fantastic lines--it's literally laugh out loud funny, I was howling.

    The curse of reading a lot of genre fiction is that it's very often obvious where a story is going from early on. This is never the case with Saad Hossain. At all. (I may never recover from

    , in a good way.) The plot, settings, and concept all screech round unexpected turns, and occasionally plough through solid walls, and the

    Oh my GOD this was so much fun. A crazed mash-up of djinn, nanotech, and detective story full of fantastic lines--it's literally laugh out loud funny, I was howling.

    The curse of reading a lot of genre fiction is that it's very often obvious where a story is going from early on. This is never the case with Saad Hossain. At all. (I may never recover from

    , in a good way.) The plot, settings, and concept all screech round unexpected turns, and occasionally plough through solid walls, and the reader just has to hang on for the ride. Bonkers enjoyable fantasy, and an absolute autobuy author for me.

    I will note that, not for the first time, Tor's strong covers game and excellent acquisitions policy is not matched by the editing/proofing, and I wish they'd put a bit more into that because they are otherwise one of the most exciting and innovative publishers out there.

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